The Santaland Diaries

  • 11/25/2018, 12/1/2018, 12/2/2018
  • 796 Main St.
  • Monmouth, ME 04259

Meet “Crumpet” the quintessential elf-gone-bad as he relives a series of less-than-merry misadventures in David Sedaris’ hysterical antidote for holiday havoc. Spend some time in Santaland with one of Santa’s little helpers during Macy’s Christmas shopping rush—as he handles the hordes of insufferable shoppers and their kiddos with whacked out wit and wicked humor.

by David Sedaris
adapted by Joe Mantello
directed by Dawn McAndrews

sponsored by Tex-Tech Industries, Winthrop Area Federal Credit Union, and MaineGeneral Health


Thursday, November 22, 7:30 p.m. (Preview)

Friday, November 23, 7:30 p.m. (Opening)

Saturday, November 24, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

Sunday, November 25, 1:00 p.m.

Thursday, November 29, 7:30 p.m.

Friday, November 30, 7:30 p.m.

Saturday, December 1, 1:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m.

Sunday, December 2, 1:00 p.m.


On Thanksgiving Day, tickets for the 7:30 p.m. performance are $10 with the donation of a non-perishable food item for the Monmouth Food Pantry.  Non-perishable food donations will be accepted at all performances. Please note, The Santaland Diaries is for Mature Elves Only. Tickets for all other performances are $28.

The Santaland Diaries
  • 11/25/2018, 12/1/2018, 12/2/2018
  • Theater at Monmouth
  • $10-28